5%panel 01Every car that enters the city pays. Buy or sell, same booth, same cut. No friends-and-family lane. No “I know a guy.” 5% off the quote, every swap.
toll booth — city limits
Grand Tax Auto
$GTA-X
Crime pays. So do the taxes.
Launching on Pons v2 · Robinhood Chain
The Take
Watch the taxes roll in
Every buy and sell on Pons skims 5%. One phone, one screen — no second scoreboard.
●●●○ VICE--:--69%☆☆☆☆☆
NO STARS — CLEAN RECORD
Total skimmed
—.—— ETH
Reading the curve
Crew 4%—.—— ETH
Pons 1%—.—— ETH
Lifetime tax · every trade
4% to the crew, 1% to Pons. Read straight off the curve logs.
READING THE CURVE
5% off every trade · read direct from Pons v2
Briefing
The Heist
Three moves. One tax. Nobody walks for free.
5%panel 01
4 · 1panel 02The bag hits the table. Four parts to the crew holding $GTA-X. One part to the driver — Pons — for running the pool and not crashing the van. We do not touch the driver’s fare.
back room — bag on the table
AUTOpanel 034% is routed to holders by the Pons distributor after the two launch confirms. Permanent once set. Hold $GTA-X; Pons pays the crew in ETH, pro-rata by bag.
automatic — distributor pays
“No cheat codes. 5% forever. Hold the bag, the skim finds you.”
The Cut
How the Bag Gets Split
Pause-menu numbers. No pie chart that looks like a bank pitch.
the street tax — buy or sell, same meter
5%
Crew (holders)4%
routed by the Pons distributor — ETH, pro-rata by bag
Driver (Pons)1%
platform fare, not ours
form gtx-05 · street levy
- Buy tax
- 5% every trade
- Sell tax
- 5% every trade
- Crew cut
- 4% of every trade, pro-rata to holders
- Driver cut
- 1% Pons
- Pair
- ETH
- City
- Robinhood Chain · 4663
- Front door
- Pons v2
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000 — whole take printed at launch. No second mint.
- Holder payout
- Auto-routed by the Pons distributor. Deployed at launch, permanent — cannot be changed or switched off afterwards.
- CA
- 0x909c…db6eExplorer
Permanent once the holder distributor is routed.
The Job
How You Get in the Van
Five steps. Hold the bag, the skim finds you. Miss a step, you are on foot.
- 01
Get a ride
Objective: self-custody wallet
Install a wallet that can add Robinhood Chain — MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Put the paper in a drawer. Anyone asking for that phrase is robbing you.
01 - 02
Load the trunk
Objective: ETH on chain 4663
Bridge or send ETH onto Robinhood Chain. Leave a little extra for gas so you do not stall in the alley mid-swap.
02 - 03
Hit the front door
Objective: connect on Pons
Open Pons v2. Connect the wallet. Approve the pop-up. If the site asks for your seed, you are in the wrong building. Leave.
03 - 04
Take the bag
Objective: swap ETH → $GTA-X
Paste the contract. Pick your ETH size. Confirm. That is the whole heist. The “Buy on Pons” button on this page is that door. Check the CA against the one on this page — do not buy a fake CA from a comment.
04 - 05
Hold the bag
Objective: let the distributor pay
Hold $GTA-X in a self-custody wallet. After launch, the Pons distributor is pointed at holders (two confirms, then permanent). Your cut of the 4% is ETH, pro-rata. No DM, no seed phrase, no “claim bot.”
05
Breaking
One contract, one buy link — both on this page. Anything pasted in a comment is a fake. Oldest trick in Vice.
Wanted level
The Job
Five stars. One take. We do not do “Q3 synergy.”
ACTIVE
Mission 01
Case the Joint
The Setup
Engine’s running. Site’s live, tax is 5% on every trade — 4% back to the crew holding $GTA-X, 1% to Pons for doing the driving. Robinhood Chain. Pons v2. We pin the CA the second the vault door opens, wire the live tax phone, and let the first skims hit the ledger.
“first pass in the van”
NEXT
Mission 02
Street Tax
Lights on, meters running
First buys. First sells. First money-drop to holders. Chart goes on the phone, Dexscreener gets the pair, “Buy on Pons” stops being a dead button. If you are holding, the city is already paying you rent.
“they always pay the toll”
LOCKED
Mission 03
Assemble the Crew
No snitches, loud memes
X fills up. Telegram if we need a back room. Heist clips, wanted-level raids, crew callouts. Not a roadmap slide — a crew. The tax does not care who you are. The culture does.
“Lester hates this part”
LOCKED
Mission 04
The Paleto Run
Bigger roads, same skim
Volume is the getaway driver. More eyes on the pair, tighter liquidity, louder nights. Listings and extra charts only if they actually help the take. We do not buy billboards to look legit. We let the 5% work.
“lose the chopper, keep the bag”
LOCKED
Mission 05
Five Star Take
Crime pays. So do the taxes.
The board stays up after the credits. Holders still eat. The phone still counts. Grand Tax Auto is not a season finale — it is the city. Five stars means the sirens never turn off and the skim never sleeps.
“nobody walks away clean”
“No cheat codes. No insider cuts. 5% off every trade, forever.”
Tip Line
No Snitches
You have the right to remain degen. Anything you ape can and will be used on the chart.
Not the game. Not Rockstar. Not a studio with a health plan. $GTA-X is a community token on Pons v2, Robinhood Chain, paired against ETH. Neon 80s crime-movie paint job. Simple rule: every trade pays a street tax. Crime pays. So do the taxes.
Everybody who buys or sells. 5% off the top, every swap, no VIP lane. 4% is the creator cut, and it is routed to holders by the Pons distributor after the two launch confirms. Permanent once set. Hold $GTA-X; Pons pays the crew in ETH, pro-rata by bag. 1% is Pons, the platform running the pool.
Because Pons is the driver. They route the swap, they run the pool, they keep the engine from seizing. That 1% is their fare. We do not set it, we do not hold it, we do not “reinvest” it in a mysterious marketing wallet. Pay the driver. Keep the 4%.
Any self-custody wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain. MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow — if it can add chain 4663, you are in. Bridge or fill it with ETH. Leave a little extra for gas so you do not stall in the alley. Never type your recovery phrase into a website. If a stranger in a Hawaiian shirt asks for your seed, that is a mugger.
Open Pons. Paste the contract. Pick your ETH size. Confirm. That is the whole heist. “Buy on Pons” at the top of this site is the front door. No cheat codes, no insider window, no “DM me for WL.”
No. This is fan-paint and a tax joke. Zero affiliation with Rockstar Games, Take-Two, or anyone who has ever shipped a wanted star. You cannot buy a Comet with it. You cannot bribe a cop with it. You hold it, or you do not.
It is live on Pons v2 and it sits in the open — on this page, on the tax phone, and on the buy button, with an explorer link next to it. Check it there every time. No report, no “trust me bro” PDF, and no address you saw in a comment.
It is a meme with a 5% street tax. No intrinsic value, no expected return, no Lester in your ear with a guaranteed Paleto Score. Crypto is a five-star chase. Never ape more than you can watch burn in the rear-view. Nothing on this site is investment advice. If it sounds like a promise, it is not us.
“You have the right to DYOR. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you cannot afford a 10 ETH market buy.”
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$GTA-X is a community token. Not financial advice. Not Rockstar. Not a job. ✦